he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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