oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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