Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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