my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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