sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
