If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we made out on top of his cat.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My dick has a subreddit
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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