I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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