drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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