went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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