I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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