also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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