my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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