your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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