need another drink. this is the easiest way
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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