If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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