do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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