i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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