If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
