it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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