State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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