I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
