On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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