just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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