There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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