TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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