she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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