i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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