wake up i wanna do it froggy style
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
