As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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