I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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