I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think I just sharted jello shots
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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