I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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