i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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