Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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