I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
