your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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