i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Randomize
