Don't you send me to vm
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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