is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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