I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
her facebook's as public as her vagina
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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