I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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