her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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