I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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