dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize