Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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