I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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