just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
