AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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