shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat