We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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