yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We need to get me chipped asap
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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