I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
