Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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