Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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