if you like me you must not know who I am
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I looked at my own cervix.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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