Where are you?
In a non slutty way
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Terrible idea I love it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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