i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've blown a few things in my day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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