i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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